EXCLUSIVE River Tam Little Damn Heroes Mini Master

This River Mini Master is more than gifted, it's a gift. Celebrate the rarely-glimpsed but all-important joy and grace that defines River Tam.

My View: River dancing just sums up the character so well. The face is so close, but yet I wish it matched the actress just a little bit better.

Wedding Cake Dress Kaylee Q-Bit (Series 2)

Say, look at the fluffy one! It may have too much foofaraw for some, but we think this Kaylee Q-Bit is shiny!

My View: CUTE! Honestly, you can't go wrong with Kaylee and the fluffy dress speaks loads about here character.

EXCLUSIVE Octopus Glow-in-the-Dark T-Shirt

Be careful who you wear this around, you never know who might get triggered and turn into a living weapon! This design is based on the sublminal code in the Fruity Oaty Bar commercial from Serenity.

My View: I love wearing this shirt. Some people complain about how thin they are, I actually like that because I am naturally quite warm. Also the material is quite nice. This one is really nice because I can wear it pretty much anywhere.

EXCLUSIVE Firefly Travel Sticker

Now that you've found it, take a trip to Miranda, the most peaceful planet in the 'Verse. Listen close and you can hear the colonists raving: in every city, every house, every room, they're all saying... NOTHING!

My View: A little more stylized, but not outside of what I like. It is overall quite nice.

EXCLUSIVE Fruity Oaty Bar Lapel Pin

Blue Sun Corporation makes just about everything in the 'Verse, including Fruity Oaty Bars, and now this stylish pin!

My View: What else would you go with? This pin is completely over the top and completely on point Another rare pin I quite like.

Atlas of the 'Verse Flash Card — Miranda

Miranda can be hard to find, especially since it's not on any map. Located dep in the heart of Reaver territory, this forgotten colony hides a terrible secret!

My View: More, more, more. Miranda is so appropriate for this box.

EXCLUSIVE River's Inflatable Axe

Sure, she can kill you with her brain, but that doesn't mean she isn't handy with a Reaver axe, too! Relive one of River's most iconic moments in relative safety with this inflatable axe.

My View: It is kind of cute. Unfortunately mine has a small hole somewhere and is kind of limp. I don't like getting things broken, and these blow up things so often are.

You Can't Stop The Signal Magazine Vol. MMXVI (2016) Londinium, June 2517 No. 8

Hard-Hitting Interview with River's Stunt Double!

My View: Interviewing stunt doubles. That always brings an interesting different side of things. Is it just me, or does this feel like there's less content than before in this magazine?